funny sms > wrong person

funny sms > wrong person

wanted to send u something nice that would make u smile but the postman told me to get out of the mailbox!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION

Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

You’re Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact you’re becoming more like me everyday!

Uve got sex appeal.uve got style.uve got intelligence.uve got class.uve got the face & uve got the body & ive got the wrong number!

Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number

love sms > what if?

love sms > what if?

if ur askin if id hurt u da ansa is nevaif ur askin if i luv u da ansa is 4eva.if ur askin if i want u da ansa is i do.if ur askin wot i value most da ansa is u

if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...

if i die 2nite i go with no regrets if its in ur arms den i kno i was blessed but if ur eyes r the last thing i see den i know the beauty heaven holds for me

If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

If Love & Friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares.those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!!

If water was a kiss id send u the sea.if a hug was 1 leaf id send u a tree if luv were forever id send u eternity!

If i rote ur name in d sky wind wood blow it away.if i rote ur name in d sea waves wood wash it away.But ur name is engravd in my heart where nothin can touch it!

if u love me like u told me please be careful wiv my heart- u can take it jus dont break it or my world will fall appart

If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.if a hug was a second i'd send u hours.if a smile was water i'd send u a sea.if love was a person i'd send u me!

wise sms > silly quotes

wise sms > silly quotes
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature "inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate." All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane! if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends? I intend to live forever- so far so good Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?" Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!! Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u! people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!! I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!! I never met a chocolate I never liked! lifes not short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!!!! I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter! dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet! back

love sms > kiss

love sms > kiss

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

wise sms > love

wise sms > love
The virtue of love isnt finding the perfect person, but by loving the imperfect person perfectly. dnt be afraid 2 say "i love u" 2 d 1 u luv... for wen ur ready itmyt be 2 late... d 1 u luv may hav found d comfort of hearin it from som1 else.. If love isnt a game then why are there so many players? u luv coz u weep.u weep coz u hurt.u hurt coz u fail.u fail coz u try.u try coz u need.u need coz u want.u want coz u feel.u feel coz u live.u live coz u luv have u eva notcied a heart is two upside down teardrops Love's beautiful like butterfly when u try to catch it, it will fly away but when u cool and silent, it will come and touch u. So wait for ur butterfly!!!! they say true love is just round the corner i must be walking in circles Luv is like a glass. If u break it, it’s hard to fix, And even if you manage that , it’ll never be the same. People say dat wen luv comes knocking on ur door let it in.But sumtimes luv comes through a backdoor & by the time u notice its on its way out. God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold.2 ears to hear.2 eyes to see.But why did he giv u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other Should i be happy that were friends?...or sad coz thats all we'll ever be? Some thoughts are better kept unsaid.some feelings are better kept to urself.because love has its way of expressing itself despite the silence. True love doesnt have a happy ending.True love doesnt have an ending! Love is like a rose it blossoms then dies. Dont find love.let love find you.That's why it's called falling in love coz you dont force yourself to fall- you just do! If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth tripping over. love is not how u 4get but how u forgive.not how u listen but how u understand.not what u see but what u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on. Love is like quicksand the deeper you fall in the harder it is to get out It hurts 2 luv sum1 who doesnt giv u d time of day.but it hurts more wen u realize dat sum1 u dont giv d time of day luved u & gave it up coz u luved another Looks may capture the eyes but it's the personality that captures the heart love can sometimes be magic- but magic can sometimes be an ILLUSION! *In Reality*…. The Player Isn't Actually Playing The Other Person...He's Playing Himself... You can close your eyes to things you dont want to see.but u cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel. the hardest thing to do is to watch the one you love. love somebofy else People Fall in love not knowin y nor how.Its so special a feelin dat it doesnt require much answers.U just love no matter how stupid u become

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It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk & remenisce, so many good things come in 2, & one of those things is me & u! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Weve gone our own way, our lives grew apart, & weve made a life wiv another, but despite of how far apart we grew, 2 me there still is no other! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day youll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and youll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- True luv is hard 2 find. Special 1-1 of a kind. But the luv inside of me is true. It appeared the day i met you! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If i died or went sumwhere far i'd write ur name on every star so everyone could look up n see u mean the world 2 me. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I believe that God above created u for me to luv. he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face No1 will ever take your place. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden. i ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean. i asked God 4 an angel & he gave me u! Our recommended dating website DatingAgency currently has stunning men and women awaiting your text flirt. This is of course in the event that you haven't already fallen in love and are committed:)

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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you

☻ I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!

☻ Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u

☻ The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, because I live with one on earth

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Heaven is the place where I would be, the day you would stop loving me!

☻ If a big fat man creeps into your bedroom one night and stuffs you into a bag, Then do not worry 'cause I told Santa I wanted you for christmas

☻ Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME

☻ You showed me how it is to be loved. Now i know what really love is. 1 day we will be together forever. I can't wait to hold you in my arms again

☻ For the world you are somebody, but for somebody, you are the world! Lots of love, Somebody

☻ Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind

☻ I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see, see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

☻ You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love

☻ What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

☻ I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more.

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love sms > dreams

love sms > dreams

Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!

If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!

Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!

Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!

wise sms > life

wise sms > life

A smile is a curve that can.Straighten out a lot of things. Life is not measured by breaths we take in a moment but by moments that take our breaths away life is short! if you dont look around once in a while you might miss it Those who are afraid to fall, will never fly Love ur enemys... It really ticks them off If you don't Stand for Something.You will Fall for Everything da poorest man on earth is not da 1 without money, but is da 1 without a dream To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world Look into the picture of ur present life, 4 the picture determines ur future It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for what your not Be yourself, there are enough other people dont frown,you never know whos falling in love with ur smile if u can stay calm while every1 else is goin mad ... u probably havnt completely understood the situation! FRIENDS are like stars…you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there!.. A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes. A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever Dont b afraid 2 expose yourself.Reach out and tell sum1 wot they mean 2 u coz when u decide its the right time it might b 2 late! Sumtimes its harder 2 say no wen u really mean yes.Its hard 2 close ur eyes wen u really want 2 see.But the hardest thing 2 do is to let go wen u want to stay Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think What do you do when the only person who can stop you crying, is the person who makes you cry in the first place? You might regret what you do- but you'll you regret what you don't do SO much more 2 let go doesnt mean 2 stop carin.2 let go is to learn theres sumthin beyond.2 let go means acceptin reality.2 let go is lovin more coz u only want the best. If you are the flame you can't be burned Yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery.today is a gift that is why we call it the present! Intelligence is like a river. The deeper it is the less noise it makes

funny sms > humor

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack। It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry ull find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! हां

A man can kiss his wife goodbye। A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

i tried to call you from a payphone last night। i put my doner card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all!

Jesus says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth he won a toaster
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex।5 million people r drinking coffee।100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

The rain makes all things beautiful।The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me।U cry i cry।U lauf i lauf।U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again