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wise sms > silly quotes
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature "inside me, There's a thin women trying to get out........But i can usually shut the cow up with chocolate." All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane! if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends? I intend to live forever- so far so good Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?" Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!! Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u! people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!! I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!! I never met a chocolate I never liked! lifes not short its the longest bloody fing ull ever do!!!! I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter! dont pee in my pool and i wont swim in your toliet! back